Any entity to whom consent is given to obtain my data must use that data for the narrowest possible purpose and keep that data for the minimum amount of time to provide your services to me. Once the service has been rendered, you shall delete my information within 24 hours.
All data I send you shall be encrypted using a minimum of AES 256, RSA 2048, ECC 256, and/or SSL/TLS through its entire transit, from my machine/browser, all the way to the destination server - AKA "end-to-end encryption". If you are not able to provide the appropriate level of encryption, please use the contact me link, and I will be able to assist you further. At no point during any processing of my data may it be decrypted, except at specific points where decryption is narrowly and minimally necessary to decrypt for the purpose of you providing me your service.
All data I give you, and all data about me you may already have or obtain from other sources is my property. My consent for you to use my data is for the minimum amount of time necessary to render your service obligation to me, and you shall destroy all my data upon completion of rendering your services to me.
Under no circumstances may my data be used for any analytics purpose. This includes, but is not limited to, biometric analysis, site usage, behavior, preference, social connections, beliefs, location, marketing, and/or research. This list is by no means exhaustive. I am not your guinea pig, and I do not consent to being analyzed or experimented upon.
You may not share, sell, or expose my data to any third party for any reason. If you have outsourced services to third parties, you many not disclose my data to them for any reason. All third parties must agree with and comply with this notice.
You promise and personally guarantee that at no point shall my data ever cross the border of the United States of America.
When I agree to sharing my data with you, you become the sole custodian of that data. You guarantee that my data will never be lost, stolen, or inadvertently shared, leaked, etc.
E-signautre. Unless a man or woman was present as a witness at the time of me signing, all e-signatures bearing my name shall be assumed to be forgeries unless proven otherwise in a court of law. The only guarantee of my signature is when I sign a physical piece of paper with an ink pen in the presence of a neutral third party, such as, but not limited to, a Notary Public. If you want my utmost guarantee, send me the contract via postal mail.
Clawback - should my data leak to a third party, whether it is your fault or not, you shall, at your expense, do anything and everything necessary to retrieve and destroy that data. You personally guarantee that you will clawback any of my data from any and all corners of the internet for as long as you have my data. Therefore, it is in your best interest to process my data to provide your services as quickly as possible and delete my data immediately upon completion of your services to me.
This notice shall be retroactive, and I reserve the right to bring forth claims against any entity that fails to comply with this policy.
Where this policy shall differ from your policy, this policy shall supercede and take precedence. All permissions granted to you through my use of your site or service shall be in subordination to this policy.
If any part of this policy shall be found unlawful or unenforceable, the remainder of the policy shall remain in full force and effect.
I reserve the right to take any action necessary to protect my data. You understand and agree that the “corporate veil” may not protect the executive leadership of your company. Your board of directors and executive leadership have a personal duty and responsibility to provide the proper resources to implement company policies and practices that guarantee the safety of their customers’ data.
My data may also be protected by copyright and other property rights. I reserve all such rights. Consent to allowing a service provider or any entity to use my data does not constitute of a waiver of any of my rights.
Last updated 7 June, 2023